I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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