I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's official drugs can't kill me
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
