But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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