"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he shaved USA in his pubs
Four minutes until I can fart!
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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