I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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