i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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