Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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