Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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