if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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