That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She even gives head with a lisp.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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