i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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