a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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