so explain again why im purple
no
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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