she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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