I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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