you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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