I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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