whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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