Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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