last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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