i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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