i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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