We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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