I puked a lego.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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