I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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