If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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