i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
