Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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