How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
3 2 1 whiskey
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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