did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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