So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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