You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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