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  Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?

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  Ya, why?

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  We should try that some time.

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• (209): View more from California

  it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.

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• (310): View more from California

  She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I hate how she's getting mean with age

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  Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.

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• (818): View more from California

  His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP

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