The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes