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Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter

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(914): Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter http://tfl.nu/3hf7

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operation harelip BJ is a go

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(313): operation harelip BJ is a go http://tfl.nu/cnub

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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.

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(517): My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance. http://tfl.nu/kmco

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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.

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(863): I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car. http://tfl.nu/95eu

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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine

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Oh and I threw up on myself...

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(303): Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine (303): Oh and I threw up on myself... http://tfl.nu/hxn5

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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens

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(727): im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens http://tfl.nu/tbzs

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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.

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(303): I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid. http://tfl.nu/8g2q

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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.

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(813): They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century. http://tfl.nu/yuyb

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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.

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(908): when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave. http://tfl.nu/35vg

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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.

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(908): Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger. http://tfl.nu/ni0e

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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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(419): I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars. http://tfl.nu/ussa

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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.

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(202): Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this. http://tfl.nu/0xw5

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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?

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(785): She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right? http://tfl.nu/iw36

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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point

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(218): i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point http://tfl.nu/qeeg

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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!

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I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.

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(905): At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance! (905): I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more. http://tfl.nu/b1ur

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