Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP