Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It was like doing yoga with his dick in me

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(757): View more from Virginia

You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....

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(716): View more from New York

Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"

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(716): View more from New York

I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018

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