either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.