Whod you bang
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore