He is an equal opportunity slut.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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