she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize