I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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