Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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