Walk of Shame. In a state park.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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