I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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