Christians are straight up FREAKS
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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