id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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