I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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