singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
no you cant smoke seaweed
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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