office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.