Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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