I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?