David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket