She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.