Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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