is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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