Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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