If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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