Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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vagina is talking i cant
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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