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just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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