No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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