The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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