loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
accomplished twins. life is a go
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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